The neighborhood

Why is it that in every neighborhood you always have a weird and angry senior citizen? I of couse have one that lives next door to me. This guy claims to own some of my property and every spring he starts in driving across my lawn. Does anyone have any ideas on how to deal with this? This guy just doesn’t have a connection with reality. His solution to removing a sofa is to cut it up. The guy’s own wife can’t stand him… but that generation just doesn’t divorce. I feel so sorry for the wife. I can’t imagine living with such a miserable person.